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Collings & Herrin Podcast
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Fuck Yeah Stewart Lee
Fuck Yeah Andrew Collins
Richard:
‘It was a turbulent time, we were young men. I’d had sex once for thirty-five seconds with a lady, I’m not sure you had at this stage.’
Stewart:
‘No question that includes the phrase ‘we were young men’ is going to end well, is it?’
Richard:
‘And I was crying one night on the floor of Johnson Terrace because someone had upset me, and to cheer me up, you decided to - do you remember this? - you decided it would be a good idea to wank me off with the hand of a ventriloquist dummy that had been made by my great-grandfather in 1895.’
Stewart:
‘I knew that. I knew that it was very important.’
Richard:
‘My great-grandfather could never have imagined, as he sculpted that hand out of papier mache, what it would be used for. Why did you do that?’
[Source - there’s even more to this story.]
(Source: rothkodog)
| David: | But you hate Andrew Collins, don't you? You told me |
| Richard: | I didn't say I hated him. |
| David: | Yes you did |
| Richard: | I said I don't work with him |
| David: | That has to stay in |
| Richard: | It will do. I say horrible things about him, I'm trying to be nicer about him. He's a very sweet young man. Who could hate him? He's lovely, he's a lovely young man. |
youcanputyourstuffinthefridge:
Fist of Fun : Series 1 : Episode 2 (commentary)
Stew: This is really good stuff isn’t it?
